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The 'My Therapist' meme is going viral and it's hilariously relatable
17 July 2019, 14:43
This one feels like a personal attack...
Between everyone doing the FaceApp Challenge and plotting to storm Area 51 to meet the aliens, you'd think there would be no time to create a new viral meme. But, no, the internet has delivered as usual and it's all about our therapy sessions.
Now, therapy sessions are usually private matters, but is anything on the internet really private anymore? The latest self-deprecating meme imagines a conversation between you and your therapist.
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Basically, the meme just replicates all those awkward times a therapist might have thrown a question at you and you've answered wrongly. All you need to do is think of a question a therapist would ask and then you give the incorrect answer. Your therapist will then deliver a sharp, "no".
Yep, therapy sessions gone wrong are now taking over the internet.
Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
— Andrew Lai (@Awlai31) July 13, 2019
Me: who tf trynna drink?
Therapist: No
MUSIC IS THERAPY.
therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?
— Madelyn Rae Ⓥ (@Madelyn_Rae_) July 16, 2019
me: [shows calendar with all the concerts i have planned]
therapist: no
Megan Thee Stallion would not approve.
therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?
— joe (@mydicktrash) July 14, 2019
me: text our ex’s saying we miss them
[therapist sprays me with a squirt bottle]
therapist: no
Shopping is the cure.
therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?
— R🌵 (@SOAZmama) July 13, 2019
Me: Target.
Therapist: no
*drinks dumb bitch juice*
Therapist: And what do we say when he says to come over?
— ysa updates🌹 (@ysaadsuara) July 12, 2019
Me: Ok I will
Therapist: No
So that's where we've been going wrong...
therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?
— slutty satanist™ ✨ (@_garbage_girl_) July 9, 2019
me: scroll through twitter for hours so i can ignore my feelings until it's time for bed
therapist: no
FFS.
Therapist: what do we say when our actions have upset someone?
— 50 ᔕᕼᗩᗪEᔕ Oᖴ GᗩᗷE (@50gabesdarker) July 15, 2019
me: hoes mad
therapist: no
J. Cole lyrics are always a winner.
therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this
— KuyaChris 🇵🇭 (@KuyaChris91) July 13, 2019
me: fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you
therapist: no
...or Cardi B.
My therapist: what do we say when we feel upset?
— Amy Taylor (@amytaylor1) July 10, 2019
Me: I think us bad bitches is a gift from God, I think you broke hoes need to get a job. Now I’m a boss, I write my own name on the checks. Pussy so good, I say my own name during sex.
Therapist: no
Oh. Are you sure?
therapist: and what do we do when we’re stressed about deadlines?
— Kareem Carr (@kareem_carr) July 14, 2019
me: start a new research project?
therapist: no
The answer isn't always a no.
my therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
— honey roasted peanut brain (@lemmepetyourdog) July 15, 2019
me: let’s go lesbians let’s go
both of us: *clap clap*
YAASSS.
therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?
— nim & the niners (@NoNimIntended) July 16, 2019
me: buy more twenty one pilots tickets and merch@tylerrjoseph, taking off therapist mask: that’s right, bitch, give me your money
OK, we're finished...
