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17 times 'the distance meme' hilariously summed up your entire existence
23 October 2018, 20:47
You could almost say that this meme really...goes the distance (sorry).
2018's best memes have provided non-stop laughs all year. The 'Nicki Stopped My Bag' and the 'Let's Get This Bread' memes have had us rolling with laughter in recent weeks. It's Twitter's latest joke format, the distance meme, that is absolutely the most relatable thing you'll see all day.
What is the distance meme?
If you've ever denied something a little too hard only to embrace it a short while later, you'll feel these jokes right inside your soul. People on the internet are sharing their own vices, habits, and traits and you'll be torn between laughing and relating a little too hard.
For instance, when you and your bank account agree to stop ordering takeaways and yet...
2 minutes later you're trying to decide between the egg fried rice or the noodles.
“This is the last time I’m eating out and then I’ll eat healthy”
— ㅤ (@AKH_DM) October 21, 2018
Me
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📏 (2 Min. Walk)
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📍Takeaway
Me knowing full well that I'm precisely 2 business minutes away from being back on my BS
i’m not back on my bullshit
— andy (@mrkoodge) October 20, 2018
also me:
me
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📍my bullshit
Your favourite artist after seeing that you finally have some coins in your savings account.
me: i’m FAR from being broke
— nicole (@poppunknic) October 23, 2018
me
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📍concert tickets
Beyonce said "YOU THOUGHT".
*extremely Jake voice*: Cool cool cool cool cool cool
me: i’m gonna start a new show!
— 👻alexa🎃 ia bcs school (@peralxtiagos) October 20, 2018
me:
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📍rewatching b99, and laughing at the jokes I've seen 1000 times
Me lying to myself about not catching feelings for the 9789404th time.
“i’m not gonna catch feelings again”
— ✰ anna ✰ (@annaanthonyyy) October 21, 2018
me
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📏 (2 Min. Walk)
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📍feelings
ETA: 2 minutes
i be like “I’m FAR from a mental break down”:
— spooky sarah (@gaydad3629) October 18, 2018
me
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📍a mental breakdown
I'm not saying liking toxic boys is my brand, but liking toxic boys is definitely my brand.
“i’m NEVER falling for a toxic boy again”
— jelly stupid bitch (@jelly__megan) October 19, 2018
me
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📍the toxic boy I like
Ooop. Well
me in middle school: i’m FAR from gay
— kya (@softsadsatan) October 19, 2018
me:
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📍gay
my body: please...a vegetable. something green...pLEASE
me: ya'll hear something?
me: I'm gonna start being healthy
— hamz(o) (@hvmz_h) October 19, 2018
Me
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📏 (2 Min. Walk)
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📍McDonald's
Just know that when I say "i'm cool", I am almost certainly the farthest thing from cool.
“nah i’m cool”
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) October 17, 2018
me
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📍losing my shit
Let's keep it 💯: I'm crying now
“I don’t cry easily”
— sohni (@sohnianika) October 19, 2018
Me
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📏 (2 Min. Walk)
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📏
📍crying
*nervous laughter* ugly? I...don't...know her
me? ugly??? i’m FAR from ugly:
— lucy,, (@curledbitch) October 16, 2018
me
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📏
📍ugly
Let's get this bread, fam.
“Bro idc I’m GETTING this bread today.”
— Owais Raza (@Oraza617) October 19, 2018
Me
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📏 (2 Min. Walk)
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📏
📍bread
Are you trying to tell me that crying at 1 am is weird or???
i’m FAR from depression:
— 🎃👻 baby (@novemberdad) October 20, 2018
me
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📍crying at 1 am
my sense of direction:
"I'm two minutes away"
— ਤਾਰਨਿੰਦਰ 👻 (@pvnjxbi__papito) October 18, 2018
Me
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📏 (2 Min. Walk)
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📍 Not my destination
Starting any sentence with "I just think it's funny how" means I've got a 45 minute argument queued up.
I’m FAR from over emotional:
— ry (@wetpaintt) October 22, 2018
Me
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📏 (2 min. walk)
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📍Mental Breakdown
WELP.
“im not gonna take a depression nap. I’m gonna finish my work”
— عمر طاوع (@omariospizza) October 20, 2018
Me
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📏 (2 Min. Walk)
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📍a depression nap
